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Need a document photoshopped willing to send $ or trade electronics parts
Beamin:
I am self employed(ebay etsy piece work etc) and trying to move into a new apartment and the rental office is nit picking. Can anyone here add a line to a statement of mine to show I have enough income? I can email you a pdf or jpg of one of my statements. In return I can send you money or something from my electronics lab that you need / want like modules to a wispr/etc bitX TX/RX 40m Radio (I don't want to sell it but I need a place to live ASAP!)
Send me a PM please!
Simon:
hahahahahahahahahaha, so you want to be part of the next financial crash! see as much as the banks were screwing us it was also the fault of people like you that lied about their earnings and took on more debt than they could manage as they tried to "keep up with the joneses".
Just be honest, it works quite well overall.
My sister worked with a guy that left a job to pursue a "carer" in door to door selling of cleaning products but also planned to buy a house and use the payslips from the job he was leaving as proof of income. I assume his house has been repossed already if he got away with fooling them. This is why we have to have such stringent rules, to stop the idiots!
rhodges:
You can get the IRS to send a transcript of your tax return(s). Fill out and mail form 4506-T and the IRS can send it directly to the rental office. There is no fee for this.
bd139:
--- Quote from: Simon on August 16, 2019, 06:20:19 pm ---My sister worked with a guy that left a job to pursue a "carer" in door to door selling of cleaning products but also planned to buy a house and use the payslips from the job he was leaving as proof of income. I assume his house has been repossed already if he got away with fooling them. This is why we have to have such stringent rules, to stop the idiots!
--- End quote ---
LOL I know those types. They don't even get past the document checking part of the mortgage application process. They waltz in, get an agreement in principle and promptly tell everyone how amazing it's going while the bank burns their application the moment they walk out and bags the application fee. When they discover this and bail out and try and get credit for their next scheme they find out their credit rating has shit the bed because the document checking process flagged them as mega risk or mega fraud. This class of dick heads are usually accompanied by a few CCJs and a relatively nice looking car which turns out to be a hire purchase ex corporate wreck on wheels that has done more miles than a train. Play stupid games, win stupid credit ratings :-DD
--- Quote from: rhodges on August 16, 2019, 07:00:37 pm ---You can get the IRS to send a transcript of your tax return(s). Fill out and mail form 4506-T and the IRS can send it directly to the rental office. There is no fee for this.
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Assuming the IRS transcript doesn't scare them off that is :-DD
Beamin:
--- Quote from: Simon on August 16, 2019, 06:20:19 pm ---hahahahahahahahahaha, so you want to be part of the next financial crash! see as much as the banks were screwing us it was also the fault of people like you that lied about their earnings and took on more debt than they could manage as they tried to "keep up with the joneses".
Just be honest, it works quite well overall.
My sister worked with a guy that left a job to pursue a "carer" in door to door selling of cleaning products but also planned to buy a house and use the payslips from the job he was leaving as proof of income. I assume his house has been repossed already if he got away with fooling them. This is why we have to have such stringent rules, to stop the idiots!
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I'm not planning on defrauding anyone. This is my future home and maybe some people don't mind being homeless but I have lived in the woods and while I liked it i'm too disabled to pull that off again(it was voluntary so I could appreciate what I had more and suggest everyone try having nothing so they can truly appreciate having something. Every time I take a hot sower or listen to the rain from indoors I am thankful for what I have. I have never paid my rent late in my life let alone missed payments. Having once worked for a mortgage company I often argued with the owners when I *Wouldn't* lie and put that a "paper news print delivery technician" could afford a quarter million dollar house. Please this is my lively hood here not just one of my random BS posts.
I am both legally blind and physically disabled and need help.
Help from the government is EIGHT years away and I have only two weeks to find a place or face being homeless and lose all my stuff like my electronics lab and other personal things of sentimental value, (dogs ashes, late family members items etc)
As far as the money goes I am having some family members all put aside some money each month so I can afford this. But even though I know I will never pay late these big leasing companies have an monopoly/oligopoly don't care, and have truly ridiculous requirements. If you follow the guidelines to the T no person on earth making this much would live in a one room studio shit hole apartment, they would have a mortgage or live in a better place.
I'm so sick of being poor. I used to own my own business even a Maserati, was on top of the world then one day I got hurt. Now I need help. Please try to understand not all of us are blessed with good health. To add to it I am trans and have faced housing discrimination more then once. This isn't easy or a high point in my life right now.
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