I'm not having a go, and I did ask questions. It's just that you were expressing yourself so badly that you were incomprehensible. You had something very simple and non-controversial to say (and could probably have been put clearly into one sentence) but you managed to say it in a way that was impenetrable and initially sounded quite close to nonsense. Note, I was not the only one to think so, as you can see above.
If you think you're having problems with me, wait until you hit the non-native English speakers on here, some of whom who shoot first and ask questions after.
Obviously I'm biased, but what's so hard to understand about this:
"It would be impossible to know the uncertainty of a measurement before the measurement is made, so stating that one would receive a specific uncertainty doesn't seem very forthright. I know that in practice the uncertainty contributors that can only be determined at the time of measurement are usually swamped by other sources of uncertainty, but I also know of many cases where that is definitely not true."
Read carefully. I'm stating that a lab that tells the customer that they will receive a certain measurement uncertainty
before the measurement is made is not being forthright. And that's true. The Scope of Accreditation lists the lab's capabilities, not the uncertainty you will see on a test report as a customer.
You finding this incomprehensible says more about you than it says about me.