Geez . Attempt any windows emulation on a low-end Cortex and i will guarantee you 3 hour startups .
Some older versions (95 or even 98 I think) can boot on Dosbox on Nokia N95, not the most recent piece of hardware.
Yes . Ala 1995 . 332 MHz Dual ARM 11 is still more then what a Cortex has .
But in any case , man , it's a joke !
Cortex is meant to be a cheap and useful ARM core that can do alot of things cheap 32bit mcp's usually can't do .
And honestly , the pic32MX is a fail .