If anyone cares to post links at this point, what I'd really prefer would be links to purchasable items on Amazon/Ali/electronics vendors sites, etc., rather than any Microchip or equivalent pages; I'd like to see what packages I can actually buy, how much they are and what they contain. Again, minimal needs here: μc, programmer and just enough software to upload code from Windows 7. A debugger would be icing on the cake.
I dug some more into that STC USB-Writer1A US$21.50 on Aliexpress = ZIF + ISP connector
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005008202602411.htmlSoftware :
https://www.stcai.com/gjrj has English option.

That ZIF STC USB-Writer1A is relatively new, but looking in the 2025 device data sheets, it seems to have DIPxx support in the ZIF for pretty much all their new/active families of STC8G, STC8H, STC12H, Aixx, added ~Dec 2024.
That covers most of the modern lcsc STC MCU DIP parts.
https://www.lcsc.com/products/Microcontrollers-MCU-MPU-SOC_11329.html?brand=151STC8051U-34K64-PDIP40
STC8H8K64U-45I-PDIP40
STC8H8K64U-45I-SKDIP28
STC12H1K28-36I-SKDIP28
STC12H1K28-36I-DIP20 << this one has AT89LP2052/4052(2051) pinout*, but adds 10b ADC & 1.19V 1% VREF, and faster core, more RAM/Flash, 24MHz/32k Xtal Osc and RTC, PCA, PWM...
STC8G1K08-38I-DIP20
STC8G1K17-38I-DIP16
STC8G1K17A-36I-DIP8
I think STC's crystal based MCU writers can auto-trim the RCOSC at program time, (eg after reflow) it then specs to 0.3% at 25'C and -0.88%~+1.05% -20~+65
- not as good as a crystal, but good for MCU RCOSC.
The 20pin and above parts have crystal pins.
The same vendor has small QFN modules, of the DIP/castellated edges style.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005008064635231.htmlSTC8H8K64U-QFN32 Breakout US$2.11
STC8H8K64U-QFN48 Breakout US$2.99
* There are many 89C2051 modules/project boards out there.
eg
Stepper motor DIP20 2051 pinout, with Crystal US$3.50
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32839536291.htmlStepper + IR receiver + remote + 7Seg DIP20 2051 pinout, with Crystal US$4.61
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000011315703.html& many 4 & 6 digit LED clocks.
Addit2: And discussion of a LCR Meter kit using the STC89C51RD (which would upgrade to much newer STC8051U, if desired)
https://www.elektormagazine.com/articles/reverse-project-02-enhancing-an-lc-meter-kitAddit : one of these 78c ZIF adaptors for SO8N
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006529687107.htmlallows you to prototype and program the STC8H2K12U-45I-SOP8 25c/100+, supports 144MHz PWM and 12b ADC