Huh. I hadn't thought of that. One person's up/down is another's left/right or in/out.
So, if Norf is still in this thing, here's a cleaned up version of the laser detector from the repairfaq forum, translated from the ASCII art, with some added notes. I built this thing and tested it using a remote, but I was out of IR diodes, and threw in an IR interrupt sensor I had. Thing is, the sensor's "+" terminal, which I figured to be the anode of the diode, had to be swapped to get it to work. Another circuit I found online also had the diode wired this way, so I'm guessing my sensor isn't what I thought it was.
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