Eyyyyy, I'm back. I have a DAC. I even made it quack.
Okay but seriously I did get the wrong device, doh! The 1772 is specialised towards noise cancellation so it doesn't have any of the other cool DSP functions in it.
Anyway, all is not lost I can at least learn how these work. So I put a copy of the datasheet next to the toilet and realised a good place to start is actually just controlling it via i2c directly and forget about sigmastudio. Then I can use the DAC and ADC's with I2S from some host... say.. a teensy.
Neato!

Bit of kapton tape and sheer dumb luck got it soldered onto a QFN adapter. Tested every contact, no shorts. hooray.

I read the pin list, and copied the basic startup schematic onto a breadboard... Yeah, I know, a breadboard, but hey lets abuse the natural capacitance between the rails for a neat crystal setup

Ok so it's a spiders nest, moving on.

Great Scott, Marty! It worked and I can poke at it from my pi over i2c. Alright then, I'll revert back in a year or two when I have more time to do useful things with it.
Oh, the USBi interface mr diyaudio mentioned is a real thing, a reeeeal stupid thing but the FreeDSP project has a board that emulates it without spending $100 on a freaking USB cable. But oh wait, there's a FreeDSP project which has a bunch of opensource designs for the ADAU chips so I should just build one of those!