a crazy option is to maybe use liquid metal that is adhered to something by surface tension to make a low mechanical resistance connection to the crystal. Like two droplets of liquid metal that are upside down that touch the crystal legs.
Otherwise an option might be to take incredibly fine wire (say from mutli strand silicone wire that is very fine) and make a weave (I noticed solder braid is very nimble). Not sure what weave structure would work but people make weird bracelets that are pretty nimble. you could assemble it with fine tweezers under magnification but it would be a japanese effort. I don't know what the finest gauge wire they sell on spools is but I have a hunch crazy high strand count conductor would be finer. You can split a wire with a exacto blade or a special jig to remove the insulation and access the fine strands.
glue dots, silicone putty (silly putty), double sided tape, pitch, tar, fun tack (they sell it at home depot), self bonding tape, liquid electrical tape (doubtful), all come to mind as a inbetween to honey and hot glue.
I am also wondering about if you made a little gasket between the crystal and the tweezers, filled it with honey or whatever, then used some kind of rubberish zip-tie to hold it in place (they sell weird stuff like this from panduit to act as 'softer' couplers.
Also I have seen that gaskets are actually bonded with cyanoacrylate (if you wan to make a custom replacement gasket with a gasket kit). This might also mean you can make a custom sized rubber band by cutting an existing one precisely and using super glue to bond it.
and instead of honey there are also dielectric lubricant gels like the ones used for crimps but they might actually be worse for circuits if you follow nasa guidelines about glass formation on arcing relays as a result of silicone contamination. But in all seriousness honey could result in a life-form problem of some kind ranging from microbial to rat or maybe even bear sized if it warms up and smells nice.