OK so I took myself to one side and said...
"And what other too good to be true stuff have you bought in the past and is now sitting in the parts store for future projects?"
and I said... "Oh well I did buy rather a lot of some MAX7000 series CPLDs for future 5V arcade board fixing projects"
and I said... "Better test them then!"

and 2 days later... 100% FAKE
Thieving BAS***DS!!!