Thanks guys,
guess I have to eat some of my words, symmetric rings are no good because a uniform electric field causes the whole region to undergo dielectric breakdown which causes a short circuit ie electrical arching. It's also good to have a pointy end so the ion/electron pairs are generated at one end of the tube, giving maximum length of acceleration for maximum thrust. There is a way around this, using lasers to induce the ionisation, that way the electric field doesn't have to do be at dielectric breakdown values. Not sure if this could realistically be done in terms of energy efficiency? maybe?
I've attached an updated list of designs after reading through the comments.

but you still need an incredible amount of energy to reach escape velocity from earth. Nothing known to man, save for a nuclear reaction 
Exactly! Consider something like a small ~kg ball of plutonium with a controllable neutron reflector over the top, I believe these things get ~MW of power. What technologically would stop the development of a small, lightweight drone (say ~20 to 300kg drone with a ~1kg energy source) that takes lifters to the extreme and uses them for incredible maneuverability?
Question: Could someone (in theory) make a small drone craft that darts around the sky at high speeds it any direction it wants with high acceleration and precision control that can fly for at least a minute? Obviously the power source makes this an almost certain no since regular folk can't dabble in nuclear technology. Imagine a small, perhaps ball shaped craft that could move in any direction at impressive speeds and accelerations. It may be possible using non-heat ionisation of air to have an approximately ambient temperature exhaust, making for an advanced sci-fi like spy drone.
Here's a graph on the energy required for ionisation of nitrogen gas (N2) (the main energy drainer), calculations are assuming 100% efficiency.

hmmm, MW scale power should allow for lightweight crafts to fly.... interesting
How much air would have to be ionised per second?

hmmm, hundreds of grams or isn't a crazy high value. Might be possible? Especially when you go to higher voltages and use less air ions for the same thrust. I suppose it makes sense, even with a modest ~100-200V you're already getting momentum returns per ion better than what jets get per exhaust molecule.
An example from a little closer to home 
https://www.eevblog.com/forum/dodgy-technology/ionic-lifters-has-anyone-else-around-here-build-one/
These things are quite fun to watch. Haven't seen too many videos where people fly them and also measure the forces, voltages, currents etc. Would be interesting.
The math governing all of this is well understood by people much smarter than I.
The basic equations are actually pretty simple to derive. We have conservation of momentum, classical electric and kinetic energies and simple momentum conserving collisions in air. It's pretty easy to calculate stuff like required energy/power, lifting force, ion counts, etc. I happen to have a snapshot of some notes of the math in case anyone is interested.
