I have another idea: take four quick connect cross dowels or tall barrel nuts (cylindrical pieces of metal with a threaded cross hole), and use high temperature gasket silicone (like Permatex Supra Blue/Black or Copper) to cast it a wider, cylindrical or mushroom-shaped head. It'll take several days for it to cure, and it'll stink, but when it's cured, you can make a very shallow horizontal cut (in the plane of the axis of the threaded cross hole) for the edge of the PCB to slip into.
Permatex Supra Blue can handle 260°C/500°F, and Permatex Supra Copper 370°C/700°F, and they're very rubbery, so should grip nice. Here, one can find them in all hardware stores, but car part stores definitely have them too.
I was also thinking of seeing if I could modify some alligator clips by trimming out the tips off the teeth, and coating/casting them in the same stuff. Stubby muzzles with rubber dentures. I got some of the adjustable hose I can attach three or four to, for work holding.