Slip Plate is a temporary bond and will not adhere permanently.
The eBay guy has to show the same 5 pictures of a bottle of "military grade" goo. Not at all inspiring confidence. Besides it's a brush on where it wastes the product.
Still no sources in the US of what can be found in the EU

quite readily.
But keep the suggestions coming.
I found out the "gitar" guys' secret formula. Carbon Black in suspension......in water.
I guess I have to find out what the conductivity of Kingsford charcoal briquettes are.
Grind them up, and dump it in some water and a binder such as corn starch, and spray it with my gun.
I don't barbecue, anybody have a charcoal lump they would like to put an ohm meter to?