If carrying out repairs on the SRS system yourself, I would recommend you disconnect the negative terminal from the car battery and wait at least 1 hour to remove any residual charge, before you disconnect or re-connect any airbag wiring. Could just an be urban-legend, but supposedly with airbag wiring harnesses, the rapid change in voltage can be enough to trigger the system.
I did that, i had on my Suzuku Grand Vitara 2007 (jb627) to replace my 2 front air bags impact sensors, ( normally sold for 250$ each) i had disconnected the air bags voltage supply lines after disconnecting the batterie, and shorted out the 2 battery leads, to be sure i drop any residual voltage, rusted connectors stayed in my hands, 1 sensor broke too (rusted) and broken bolts, had to go to a scrap yard to find good ones and the connectors (had to do lots of google search to find the car manual) until i ended up in a Suzuki forum, Replaced / changed everything, seems to work loll
Sure i wont crash my car to a wall to see if they open loll I managed to get "cough cough" the Suzuki SDT2 softwares and a converted Ford vcm2 to Suzuki car interface .... bought from obd2express $$$
The vcm2 reports everything is fine for the airbag sytem, BUT i have an ESP error ( Traction control and abs system) the abs pump kit cost 1200$ usd, a very rare item to find on a scrap yard for an "manual transmission" "yeah stupid me to have bought a manual one eh loll" ... i wont change it, the abs system work fine, the eps system will choke the motor rpm in certain situations (and i hated that) i'll live with this defect

I do understand your frustration, but eh what can we do. My suv is an oldie, parts getting very scarce to find, had to change a drive shaft due to vibations, @@%@ garage did a bad job, paid over 400$ for a botched job, no refund, lost 2 weeks of problems, and other small problems who can get serious if unatended.
You have MHH Auto forums, cartechnology.co.uk forums surely you can find a dedicated forum for your problems.
A Friend wth an BMW suv, could not install a new media radio with a sirius, unless the radio serial number is accepted / programmed in the car computer, what a joke, any company has their quirks ...
http://www.obdexpress.co.uk/ has tons of programmers, obd2 tools etc ... bought my vcm2 there.
And for safety reasons you have to know what youre doing .... ?OH maybe if you could find the same system module with "its" car ECU, it could work, they must be serial matched / programmed together ??