Most importantly: Thank you to all who helped me understand what on earth was going on in the power supply. I learned a lot in a short amount of time!
I added a protection diode to the 7805; easy enough to do with everything pulled apart.
It turns out the problem wasn't anywhere near where I was originally looking. It went like this, and I realize I'm about to reference parts/pins that aren't in the schematic that I posted. It's more for someone, somewhere in the future, who might have the same problem, as it looks like this part of the circuit is the same in all of the Nakamichi TA series amps:
Q402 was replaced, but still not working with a base voltage of 0,6v. I lifted the base pin and put 1,35v on it, and voila, Q401 started working correctly. So, working upstream, I went though the next pile of control transistors and found exactly nothing odd. But, it did lead me to U503, the MPU, which was outputting some strange voltages. In looking at Vcc, the problem became apparent. Vcc is supposed to be 4.95v, but it was reading 2.2v. Oh, odd. But I know my +5 was good coming into the board. There wasn't much upstream of the Vcc pin, just a diode (D504 (1N4148), and a cap, C511 (470u/10v)).....a diode who was only partly working. Instead of passing 5v though, it was passing 2.2v though, and getting a little warm in the process. The cap was trashed, too. 10v, 470uf filter cap, but acting like a resistor to ground, so I guess it was pulling a ton of current though it and beat the diode to death. Replacing both of them....and the little puppy turned right on.
I'm assuming some of the oddness that I saw was the MPU sort of working, but that 5v controlled the transistors that turned the +4.5v supply rail on, but being at 2.2v instead of 5 made the transistors upstream act oddly rather than just dead if it had gone completely open.
After adjusting the idle current and testing it on my junk speakers, the first thing that it sang out: Bicycle Race by Queen. Might as well start the party right!
Again, my thanks to you all.
-Chris