189 Ohm is certainly not a short.
1 Ohm is not a short on a 5V 'computer' bus. This only represents 5A. (and 25W, can't be a coincidence

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This method is ok to detect a short, however is not very good to evaluate how much a board might consume. On startup/boot lots of things will happen in that board before those big chips start consuming big power.
If you chicken out I suggest you to:
- Find an old PC with PCI slots, there is enough cheap stuff out there to not risk anything with your main computer.
- Slam the card in it and power it on!
- If something smokes it was already broken and now you know what is broken, (don't switch it off till you could see what component was smoking).
- If it is not smoking, well it might be working after all ! Install the drivers and find out.