I hate to take this seriously, but there are a lot of "non-ionic" surfactants. When aquatic areas are involved in agriculture, they are used to avoid hurting fish eyes. Hence, they are quite cheap. Similarly, one might consider cellosolves that are non-ionic and great solvents when diluted with water. Many household cleaners contain butyl cellosolve, which has a distinctive odor. Diluted 1:50 or greater, and it is safe with most plastic and paint.
I don't see keyboard clicking as the real problem.