Thanks for all the advice, I'll try the "DIY Dual" 3906, sounds a cheap and cheerful solution!
I'm trying to wrap my head around how this circuit works... is my understanding correct? - Q810 acts as a comparator, it is biased "slightly to the left" so the output state is LOW when the input is at zero volt. When the input sine wave exceeds some small voltage, the comparator "flips" to the High state. Q820 is an emitter follower that basically just copies the output from Q810.
Assuming this is broadly right so far, I don't understand why the emitter follower is necessary in this circuit - the resistors are nearly the same on both sides, so what are we actually gaining? Not current, and not voltage... There is no heavy load being driven... Increased magic smoke, perhaps?

The other thing I don't understand is the black magic around the use of U832 to drive VHIGH. Is this some kind of turn-on delay to make sure the circuitry starts up in a known state? Why are the inputs to those gates not connected... does it depend on some internal pull-up or pull-down resistor?