So after suffering some real pain with crappy elcos and tantalums, most of them bought via large distributors and not aliexpress, I'm thinking of stating to waterboard these little terrorists

, or somehow enhanced interrogate them, I mean of course I have some LCR for measuring the value, ESR and whatever this "loss" coefficient means at the couple of volts applied, but this is like a normal police inquiry, i want some Bush/Cheney level of interrogation, that is, applying voltage close to nominal with an adjustable current rate, pumping some current in and out and generally testing them NONDESTRUCTIVE to sort the best ones close to working conditions.
Of course, if some of them die during the investigation, then it was due to a pre-existing condition

So first question is, of course: is there any king of capacitor exerciser/testing device that does this and could be afforded by a hobbyst ?
Second is for the experienced engineers and scientist here, how would you do this, are there any papers, I've seen some regarding artificial and accelerated aging, but I don't want to kill them, just to give them a bit of difficulties, you know, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger (or cripple) ?
Cheers,
DC1MC