"Agilent Announces New Quantum Oscilloscope"
SANTA CLARA, CALIF. -- Agilent Technologies today announced a new "quantum leap" in oscilloscopes. The Agilent QSO882K83-4GS-III is the first oscilloscope on the market with the capability of measuring in the quantum domain. The new oscilloscope is capable of showing the expected result from the circuit under test, as well as infinitely many other unexpected, and unlikely results. The new QuantiiVision ASIC that Agilent developed in their world leading semiconductor headquarters allows for up to 16 levels of intensity and over 10 waveforms per second, showing even the finest of quantum states.
"This really lets the cat out of the bag", said Agilent CEO William P Sullivan. "Of course, Agilent does not endorse animal cruelty... but by bringing [a new dimension] electronics engineers ... asked for, we've [revolutionised] the market."
A qu-bit port is also available as a factory-installed option, allowing the oscilloscope to measure quantum digital states. The new quantum holograph 3D display (glasses not included) allows all the family to enjoy 3D quantum technology. It may even cure cancer**. In addition, the new Agilent QSO882K83-4GS-III is lightweight and portable at just 0.02 solar masses, and is available with a battery option, giving 500 hours standby time and 6 minutes usage time.
The QSO882K83-4GS-III base model starts from just 8.99e+13 USD. Please contact your local Agilent sales representative for more information about the QSO882K83-4GS-III. For a limited time only, a FREE Agilent DT830B will be included with every QSO882K83-4GS-III.
** QSO882K83-4GS-III has no cancer curing capability though at least 1 USD might go to support some charity somewhere. Void in Arkansas, Nevada and New York State.