Once again, for the last time for me

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This type of calibration is not intended for end users to perform themselves.
This is because end users usually have neither the means nor the knowledge to perform it correctly.
That's why this calibration routine is also “hidden” because you could do more harm than good.
I see it like
indman, unfortunately you had bad luck this time in the “lottery”.
And if you are not willing to get in touch with the seller and tell them that the device needs a calibration and that you want to return it because of that, then you have had bad luck again.
GwInstek, TongHui, Hioki, R&S, BK Precision, etc... All LCR manufacturers have these internal calibration routines in their devices, and they wouldn't tell you how to work through them either.
They might tell calibration laboratories, because they have the means to calibrate, but usually you have to send the device in.
Therefore, at least I cannot reproach East Tester, because they behave like everyone else in this case.
You still have a warranty on the device, use it.
Write to the seller. I bought the device from you, it is still under warranty, so either make it right or send me a new one.
Done.