Just to make it a bit nicer, if anyone has a Dymo label printer, this label is close enough. Just needs careful cutting out. Monochrome unfortunately, but better than staring at blatantly false information on the instrument's front.
Edit: Works on my LabelManager PnP printer, 12mm / 1/2 inch D1 cartridge, Dymo Label software on MacOS. Might not work on other types of labels and software/hardware.