I feel like we're engineers here and should hold ourselves to the most basic standard of accuracy. If, on an engineering forum, you say something can't be done, I take it to mean that it can't be done, not that it won't be.
Totally agree with you. Let's stay that way. BUT, we earthling engineers should also have in mind that we are bound by the economics of the world we live in. Or else, we can say that they could do all that doesn't break the laws of physics.
Changing the pubkey in their flagship product, as has been done in the past with others, HAS TO involve migrating all the licenses that are currently working in the equipment. As such, once that FW upgrade is installed all "official" and "unofficial" licenses will be happily upgraded (because ANY upgrade program will have no way to differentiate both types of licenses) and what once was a "official/virtual unofficial" situation becomes an "all official" situation.
So, everyone stays licensed and only the new guys must redo riglol with a new private key.