Fooker probably went to shift it, realized it weighed as much as a dead solicitor, then said to himself
"I'm not hauling this schizz all the waaay up there; I'm gonna kick it out the back here where all solicitors belong; in a ditch." Exactly what happened when the EZ-lift recliner I ordered off Amazon for my dad was supposedly "Refused Delivery" at 9AM, but status only
made-updated AFTER 8PM on the day of, with me waiting literally steps away from the door all day. Fucking lying bastard truck driver, plain & simple; ditched the delivery because
"Fuck Amazon."I called both Amazon AND UPS;
raised holy hell with both of them explained to them in no uncertain terms that they had BOTH fucked up a very important delivery, and that I KNEW FOR A FACT they never even came down my street, because I reviewed my security cam footage.
In the end Amazon chucked up a $200 voucher; which I do hope they took out of lying UPS's hide.
mnem
My kids sleep quite soundly on the
Bed That Amazon Bought.