The only dance I know by heart is Pogo and I give 2 shits of a f..k about any feral kids that are standing in the way
as for the Rottweiler part, upon retirement I hope to get one of those Malinois that are employed by the Austrian special forces.
They not only take care of the problem, they also get rid of any evidence.
There's a Russian guy and his wife that have got a Puma/Cougar/Mountain Lion (
Puma Concolor) called Messi as a house pet.
Here's a video of Messi completely upstaging a bunch of dogs at an obedience training class.
There's at least 200 other videos of Messi on that channel, if you want to lose a couple of days of your life.
Prior to the
Dangerous Wild Animals Act 1976 a few people in the UK used to keep Leopards, Lions, Jaguars and the like as pets. Although I can see the sense in it, part of me has always regretted that I couldn't keep a Leopard. There was a fashion a few years back for the barrel-scrapings of British male Yoof to keep 'tough' dogs like Rottweilers and parade them in the street to announce,
inter alia, their own toughness. Never personally intimidated by them
*, I'd nevertheless quite like to have been in the situation where I could have said "Oh yeah? I see your Rottweiler and raise you one
Panthera Pardus".
* The Yoofs in question always seemed to be pasty white and rail-thin. In the unlikely event of an altercation with them I suspect that I could have thrown them to the ground with the effects of a loud cough. Whereupon I further suspect that the 'tough' dog would have thought that they'd found a stick or bone thrown at their feet as a toy and would summarily deal with the rest of the problem. I've always found that the kind of people who deliberately try to project toughness don't, in fact, have any of it.