I've been looking at buying a ratio transformer for a while. I found this one on eBay earlier this morning and found the photo to be kind of funny:
http://r.ebay.com/wwJ3fvThe rest of this post is just what popped into my mind after seeing it:
And Tesla said, "The LORD delivered unto me six knobs of voltage division designed with the finger of God; and on them was written according to all the numbers, which the LORD spake with you in the mount out of the midst of the fire in the day of the assembly."
After the full forty days, Tesla and Westinghouse came down from the mountain with the knobs of voltage: "And it came to pass, as soon as he came nigh unto the camp, that he saw the Kelvin, and the Varley: and Tesla' anger waxed hot, and he cast the knobs out of his hands, and brake them beneath the mount."