why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?
if it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
a grizzly bear walks into a bar. he tells the bartender, "ill have a scotch....
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on the rocks"
the bartender asks, "why the big pause?"
the bear replies, "i dont know, ive always had them"
i tried to push the envelope, but i found it was stationary.