1) Open a package marked URGENT , and show it has been in the queue for several years, and apologize for not getting to it sooner.
OPEN BEFORE MILLENNIUM
2) Tear open a padded envelope and get that fluffy stuff everywhere and have it just explode ...
Woah, hold it there. I don't know what kind of show you're after but I don't do anything that isn't family friendly
Your video is quite funny You sound slightly annoyed, which is funny, and still you're informational. Reminds me of Ashen's channel.
Thanks ivan.
This confirms my worst fears -- I'm posh! I'm going to watch parliamentary debates until this is rectified.