...I guess my point is not everything has to be "smart" and not everything has to have an "app".
Words can't express how much I agree with you.
I even hate the term "app". It's APPLICATION people! The population is getting dumber and shit like this isn't helping.
It's called an App because Mac OS X has always used the extension .app for the application bundles. This carried over into iOS.
OS X users have always called them Apps, at least since 2001 when I started with OS X. So, it's nothing new. It's just become more widespread since the iPhone and App Store took off.
Technically, people shouldn't refer to applications for Android and Windows Phone Mobile 10 CE as Apps, but it's become a generic name, so what the hell.
Anyway, is it really that big of a deal to say App instead of Application? App flows a lot better in conversation (single syllable instead of four) and is much easier to write. We all know that it's short for Application, so what's the big deal? Do you go around calling .exe files "executables" as well?