.... Like I said up front, It's just bigger footprint than I would like it to be, and it made me make some design compromises, but it should work fine. Just big and the history of electronics is that things that take up a lot of board space in discrete implementations often get made into dedicated self contained ICs. And I was complaining that this particular problem apparently has evaded that path. If someone here happened to know of a chip that actually did what I was looking for then I wanted to hear about it, but I was fairly confident it didn't exist.
The volumes of what you seek, are not large, so do not expect too many offerings.
I already listed 2 parts above with 7 channels of voltage tolerant buffering.
TI TLP7407
3Peak TPM2003
Other parts that swallow many passives are dual channel ones like OnSemi's SZNUD3160DMT1G and Toshiba's SSM6N357R
These have pull down resistors, and output clamps and are > 12V rated in and > 60V rated out.
Of course, all those are not widely second sourced, so anyone needing such universal input buffers in high volume, might craft a more widely sourced solution.
The lowest Cin part
with clamping appears to be 74HC2G17/14, which have ±20mA clamping and 2pF Cin.
That low Cin means they can switch in under 50ns even with 10k series R, which is then good to ±200V
A 74HC2G17 plus a resistor network can manage 2 channels in 2 placed small parts. Fast, flexible and robust and outside the scope for full integration into low cost IC processes.