I have 2 things here......
No1. Get the Mrs to do the hoover thing and I guarantee you won't get no more shocks from the hoover....can guarantee it 100%!
No2. Cleaning with compressed air;
I used to work in the building trade...Roads and sewer gang.
One hot summer day our hired in for the week 360* track machine operator was moaning about the dust in his cab, he was going his duster about trying to keep it clean for the regular operator and when he was stuck in there all day breathing in all the dust. The young lad who worked with us said he'd seen another operator cleaning his cab out with the compressor hose for the jack hammer etc....
I've seen this before and i nearly broke my neck running for the other 2 guys in my gang when I heard the 2 talking about doing this. This couldn't be missed! These things pump out about 8 bar or more or well over 100 odds PSI!
These 2 were going to blast the open end of the hose into a dust filled 360* digger cab!
It can be done if you slowly open the valve but it's a crap way to do it at the best of times...I knew this wasn't going to be the case with these 2! I couldn't wait!!
The operator took the hose cause he wanted to be in charge of the operation and the young lad was in charge of opening the valve...the driver shouted "RIGHT" there was a massive WHOOOOOSHHH and the service manual and all the drivers check sheets etc went flying over his head just as he disappeared into a massive dust cloud!
He went nuclear and the look on the young boys face was priceless as the dust settled...the tears were rolling down my face i was laughing so hard! The other 2 guys and i were killing ourselves laughing when one of them asked "do you think it needs another quick blast driver"?
Funny as hell! One of the funniest things i've ever seen! Don't try this at home kids!