I found this funny
A guy wanted to kill him self, so he tied a rope around his neck and tied it to a tree on the edge of a cliff above water. He also drank poison, lit him self on fire, held a gun to his head. He jumped off the cliff, with the sudden jolt, the gun went up and shot the rope in 2, the man then fell in the water, putting out the fire, the water was so cold he vomited up the poison. The man was rescued taken to hospital and died of hypothermia 2 weeks later