Somehow is Australia a strange island:
Nearly everything from the fauna wants to kill you,
crocodiles are like pets,
the most famous animal jumps around with a bag for the children
and oscilloscopes are growing in dumpsters...
I firmly believe: Someday they will found all the lost ballpoint pens,
the missing last screws and the lonely socks (which vanished in
wahing machines all around the world) all together been buried under
the Ayers Rock...