Comedy- Amazon review

[bentyler]

I wasn't sure where to post this, but I figured people here would enjoy it.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/RWPOHOEJ6CMHM/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B08LCV47YW



Mild Spoiler: the technology isn't defective...

[MrMobodies]

0.37 Unless you like flying projectiles in your house.

Looks to me like an exploding button cell.
Looking at the video I see that he just took them out of the packaging and threw them in a box and expected them not to explode. I wrongly thought they exploded in his devices and he threw the remains in there but silly me but they couldn't all explode at once.

https://www.amazon.com/SKOANBE-200PCS-L1154C-Button-Batteries/dp/B08LCV47YW

SKOANBE 200PCS LR44 AG13 L1154C 303 357 D357H 1.5 Volt Button Coin Cell Batteries
10 Count (Pack of 5) $7.99 ($0.16 / Item)
200 Count (Pack of 20) $18.99  ($0.09 / Item)
Brand   SKOANBE
Battery Cell Composition   : Alkaline

About this item
The AG13 battery in the SKOANBE store is a high-quality battery that has passed CE certification . Each battery undergoes strict quality control before leaving the factory to ensure that there are no battery leakage and other risks. Lasting power
200PCS AG13 button batteries, greatly saving your time and money. Precise fresh LR44 battery, fully charged 1.5 volts, the battery is durable and has excellent performance, and the service life is up to three years
LR44 batteries is suitable for most small electronic products, such as watches, wireless doorbells, digital cameras, calculators, remote controls, clocks, toys, etc
LR44 button cell battery adopts a new type of child-proof packaging to improve sasety. If your device uses any of the following batteryies, this is what you are looking for:LR44,CR44,SR44,357,SR44W,AG13,G13,A76-76,PX76,675,1166A,LR44H,GP76A,L1154,RW82B,EPX76,SR44SW,303,SR44,S303,S357,SP303,SR44SW
What you get is: 200PCS SKOANBE LR44 A76 (AG13 / 357 303 SR44) fully charged battery. The size is 11.6 * 5.4mm

What about the weight?

Package Dimensions   6.54 x 3.86 x 2.24 inches
Item Weight   7 ounces
ASIN   B08LCV47YW
Batteries   200 LR44 batteries required. (included)
Best Sellers Rank   #36,305 in Health & Household (See Top 100 in Health & Household)
#270 in Coin & Button Cell Batteries
Date First Available   October 19, 2020
Manufacturer   SKOANBE
Country of Origin   China

I am not sure if that includes the packaging.
7 onces= 198.447
200/198.77=0.993 so less than a gram.

https://www.duracelldirect.co.uk/pno/lr44.html

LR44 Battery - 2 Pack 150 mAh Capacity
Weight: 10 g

So comparing by weight approximately less than 4.6 mAh per SKOANBE LR44 battery if not including packaging?


Sounds like Chinglish to me:

10PIECES/PACK
Yunzhongwu Trade Firm,Jinli TOWN, Gaoyao District, Zhaoqing
1: Do not use different kinds of cell tongether
Do not dispose of the cell in fire.

kEEP AWAY FROM SMALL CHILDREN

"Because the human body is conductive, batteries will lose power if one finger is touching the positive and another in on the negative

Is that right?

If batteries are not separately storaged, it may cause short-circuit or explosion.

According to that review they all exploded.

I remember pulling some coin cells from old motherboard for scrap and they worked alright lasted for more many years and I didn't handle them any different. I  have seen at some places them being thrown in tins along with the screws during scrapping which I did say to them about not putting them in there but they seemed alright when I took them out and measured the voltage.

Explosion hazard
Please put the battery in a dark, cool and dry place, avoid direct sunlight and close to high temperature, and do not throw it directly into the fire, otherwise it will easily cause the battery to explode.

Well that's is exactly what that reviewer had to do.[/]s]

So "exposing"  to "direct sunlight" will "easily cause the battery explode".

I see a little bit of chinglish:

When you purchase batteries at a large and well-known store, the brand reputation is usually paid higher ;
When you purchase very cheap batteries, It will replace and discard the battery again and again throughout the life of the device, That may cause serious environmental pollution and waste of resources.
In low-cost appliances, most of people prefer to buy a new one instead of a battery when the electricity is exhausted. But on the expensive appliances, they dare to use only expensive batteries.

All of these choices mean high cost.
In fact, all the batteries sold in SKOANBE stores are strictly inspected to ensure quality before they sold.
A lot of people don't familiar with SKOANBE.
SKOANBE insist high quality batteries.
We have actual strength, we may just miss a man of insight.
SKOANBE batteries, safe,non-polluting, versatile and durable.
SKOANBE batteries, excellent performance, storage resistance, affordable and excellent quality.
Choose SKOANBE batteries will saves you the cost of appliances, the time required for each trip, and the expensive comparison costs each time. We sincerely awaiting your wholehearted arrival and will surely worthy of your trust.

AG13 button cell battery
Every SKOANBE battery undergoes strict quality inspection before leaving the factory
LR44 batteries is our new battery
Safe and durable, with sufficient battery power
New sealing technology locks in power
Up to 200 LR44 batteries provide you with more choices
The maximum validity period is three years
We firmly believe that our batteries have:
The quality inspection is strict
The service is thoughtful and affordable
This will be your favorite choice

They firmly believe? and they don't know for sure.

I am a bit skeptical of the reviews:
Customer Reviews   4.4 out of 5 stars    66 ratings
4.4 out of 5 stars

Only 5 showing up with 3 good reviews and 2 not good mentioning they don't hold much charge.

[bentyler]

Mmmk. I'm pretty sure the reviewer took all the batteries out of their packaging and put them in that box for storage. Then he got outraged when they started exploding.

[MrMobodies]

My mistake, I was under the impression that they exploded in his devices and he just threw the exploded cells in there but now looking again at how many exploded I thought wrongly.

00:00 So these batteries are hazardous.
00:04    do not buy, horrible.
00:07 They do not last very long at all,
00:12 unless you like flying projectiles in your house,
00:16 keep them if you do have them,
00:21 * 00:19 keep them locked up. They stay in this box
00:23 in my room, which has a blackout curtain, never sees light.
00:27 Look how many have exploded
00:32 All their insides are in there   
00:37 so I highly, highly, highly need to go find something else. Complete crap.

*I'd chuck the exploded cells and the rest of the unopened ones in the bin not a box.

I see they couldn't have all just exploded at the same time in their packaging, maybe some did in his devices but with that many obviously he took them out of the "child-proof packaging" and threw them in a box and they shortcircuited and exploded.


It does correctly say in Chinglish:

If batteries are not separately storaged,it may cause short-circuit or explosion.

It would be interesting to see what other collection he'd buy and see if the same thing happens.

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I see not all of them exploded.
Even if some did explode in his devices as I originally thought what a stupid thing to do to with the effort he took to unpackage the rest in and throw them all in that box where they'd short circuit when he could have just thrown them away in and the unopened cells. It'll be far more easier or maybe that was his storage box for the cells where he intended to open them up throw them in there.

I brought some CR2032's recently which were labelled child proof and I did find them tough to open where I had to use a scissor.

[bentyler]

Even if some did explode in his devices as I originally thought what a stupid thing to do to with the effort he took to unpackage the rest in and throw them all in that box where they'd short circuit when he could have just thrown them away in and the unopened cells.

Exactly.

[aeberbach]

I actually expected to see https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Goldbears-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8&th=1 (given the title). If you haven't seen this, check out the reviews.

[hanakp]

"Because the human body is conductive, batteries will lose power if one finger is touching the positive and another in on the negative

Is that right?

Many people have sweaty and/or oily hands. One of my high school teachers told us that when the sweat gets into the narrow insulating gap between the poles, it can cause permanent significant leakage (tens of nA). With these tiny coin cells, it results in noticeable shortening of cell life. Well, I never actually tested it, but since I use a picoammeter from time to time, I know such stray currents are a real problem. So in retrospect, I believed him and I try to grab such cells only by their sides and/or with a (non-conductive) tweezers.