Ladies and gentlemen, introducing
the HASER!It's basically a beam of heat that follows you everywhere in the room, and by only heating you (and other people) up it is meant to achieve a higher level of efficiency than a standard heater.
Heater heats only you wherever you are with a spotlight of radiant heat, even from a distance, even when you move, saving 40% or more on heating bills. It uses a webcam and AI (artificial intelligence) to track you.
EDIT: The demo video was a hoot, but unfortunately today it got blocked for copyright. I'm not sure why, because there was no music I could tell, just some silly robotic voices. The two people would talk about the haser, then tell each other how hot they were, then take off their clothes and exit to the right, then perform an unknown ritual off camera.
Sounds promising, but there is an elephant in the room:
Next steps. We are seeking licensing partner(s), manufacturers and sales channels. If you think you could have fun working with us on this, email info@haser.us. Thanks for watching!!!
Some of the best whoppers are
on the slides page:
Because that's just what I want in a super-efficient heating system. A flexible API, WiFi/IoT, and Data storage and transfer. You know, just in case I want to back up the thermostat setting to the cloud because I have such a terrible memory.
According to
"the science" it uses IR lasers. This means it's perfectly safe for blind people.
Time to radiate those sperm cells! 