Greeting's All,
I have just read the entire post to date and although I am not in the EU
I felt obliged to share this hypothetical scenario with you all.
Customer: Oh sir I need to buy a vacuum cleaner, what do you recommend ?.
Salesman: Yes madam, can I interest you in our 2 for 1 deal ?.
Customer: Oh but I only need 1 vacuum cleaner.
Salesman: No madam, you will need both, along with our complimentary
" Authority Sucks " package, It's very popular you know.
Customer: And what is included in the package if you dont mind me asking ?.
Salesman: You will receive this large piece of velcro and this Y joiner to combine
both vacuum hoses in a paralell configuration so that you can obtain
the required suction, It's perfectly legal by the way.
Customer: Ok then, you are the expert I will take the " Authority Sucks 241 Deal "
Good reading my friends....Pete