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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3525 on: December 13, 2015, 01:33:04 pm »
Plan B: See if 3000 batterisers in series-parallel can jump start a car!
Like this?
 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3526 on: December 13, 2015, 02:43:12 pm »
He looks (and acts) like one of my ex-boss'es cousins, and if anyone could be expected to have a batteriser accidentally explode in their trouser pocket, they could!
 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3527 on: December 17, 2015, 03:56:42 pm »

I still dont understand how a product advertised to deliver 2A initially? then lowered to 500mA, can pass FCC testing at 1.5mA and be legit???

its like testing idling plane engine for fuel consumption
edit: bad analogy, its like testing idling plane engine for effective perceived noise level (EPNL)

News from Batterpoo:

" We hired some new engineering staff, ex Volkswagen, who have come up with some proven ways to increase design efficiency under the standardised test conditions"

VW Engineers? So it will output 2Amps on a test fixture, but only 200mA when used in an everyday situation? :D

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Maybe it uses a miniture Diesel engine...
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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3528 on: December 17, 2015, 11:06:42 pm »
Maybe it uses a miniture Diesel engine...
So that is the catch!
 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3529 on: December 17, 2015, 11:12:55 pm »
So, the last update was 3 weeks ago...
 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3530 on: December 17, 2015, 11:26:03 pm »
And what will be their next excuse? Those battery companies stole the plans?
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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3531 on: December 18, 2015, 12:33:53 am »
So, the last update was 3 weeks ago...

What happened to:

 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3532 on: December 18, 2015, 01:42:33 am »
Will anybody be happy with the finished product?
 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3533 on: December 18, 2015, 01:45:04 am »
Will anybody be happy with the finished product?
I think we all know the answer to that question!  :-DD
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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3534 on: December 18, 2015, 01:46:57 am »
I am sad. I just had to replace the batteries in my wireless mouse. Had this product shipped on time, I could have had another 4-6 years of productive mousing. Instead, I had to spend a $1 on new batteries.

Damn you, big battery, damn you to hell!

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3535 on: December 18, 2015, 01:51:06 am »
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ANON: "During the search for 'prior art', our patent attorneys have found a product that challenges the Batteriser ever being patented - or indeed sold in conflict with that prior patent lodgement."

ANON: "Batteroo's legal team have advised that if we proceed with promotion, sales and/or distribution of the Batteriser in any of its existing forms, we will be liable to damages action from the holder of that original filing.  We regret to inform that as of this date, the Batteriser project has officially ceased to exist.   We would like to thank our backers and the Batteroo team for their commitment and hard work to realise our hopes, and wish you a Merry Christmas (we'll certainly enjoy ours!)."

For those that are a bit full of Christmas 'cheer' (or really thick) - this post is 'tongue-in-cheek'...
« Last Edit: December 18, 2015, 02:24:49 am by SL4P »
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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3536 on: December 18, 2015, 02:01:03 am »
^   :-DD
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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3537 on: December 18, 2015, 02:16:38 am »
Sooooo.......they keep they money?
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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3538 on: December 18, 2015, 02:22:51 am »
Will anybody be happy with the finished product?

Maybe those without any electronics knowledge.
 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3539 on: December 18, 2015, 03:59:53 am »

Sooooo.......they keep they money?
No. If this is true, they are about to get sued for every cent they own.


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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3540 on: December 18, 2015, 04:02:53 am »
I was so excited to see this revolutionary power source. Moment of silence.

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3541 on: December 18, 2015, 04:05:39 am »
Sooooo.......they keep they money?
No. If this is true, they are about to get sued for every cent they own.

Umm, it's a joke.
 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3542 on: December 18, 2015, 04:08:48 am »
Umm, it's a joke.
Too much Christmas 'spirit' for that one!
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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3543 on: December 18, 2015, 04:21:44 am »
On Facebook:

 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3544 on: December 18, 2015, 04:25:45 am »
... and that's why I'm not on Facebook!
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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3545 on: December 18, 2015, 04:27:39 am »

Sooooo.......they keep they money?
No. If this is true, they are about to get sued for every cent they own.

Umm, it's a joke.
Oh, I didn't realize he said "tongue and cheek" xD


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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3546 on: December 18, 2015, 04:35:34 am »
On Facebook:



More deliberately vague weasel words:

"ship out for the New Year"

turns out to mean

"We will be shipping out at the beginning of the new year"

with no indication which New Year they're referring to.
 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3547 on: December 18, 2015, 04:37:19 am »
... and that's why I'm not on Facebook!

I only got onto Facebook to follow the Mars rover, Curiosity - otherwise I avoid it like the plague.  On rare occasions there is something almost worth reporting ... such as this.
 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3548 on: December 18, 2015, 06:00:15 am »
More deliberately vague weasel words:
"ship out for the New Year"

If they actually had the units ready to ship you can bet your bottom dollar Bob would be crowing about on Idiegogo, show photos etc.
But no, just a vaguely worded update on Facebook.
 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #3549 on: December 18, 2015, 06:11:47 am »
"We will be shipping out at the beginning of the new year"
And then they'll accidentally use a carrier that takes another year to deliver (true story)!! Whoops!  :-DD
 


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