G’day Tossers – it’s me again. (I know I said I would not comment here again but I have some important news to share with you). There may actually be a meaningful benefit for the Batteriser / Batteroo sleeve.
But first, I have been reading all the comments and now realise that there are actually 4 very different types of people on this forum.
1. Complete tossers.
2. Semi tossers.
3. Non tossers.
4. Observers who don’t get involved (the smart ones)
Sorry if I lumped you all in the same basket previously. I’ll let you self analyse as to which category you fit into.
I have been way too busy to do any lengthy testing but I did manage to do a short experiment with the Batterisers last night. It was unconventional and there are no specific statistics or charts to analyse but it did produce some positive results. The test was based on trial and error and detailed observations.
The object of the exercise was not to work out whether the Batteriser extended the life of the batteries but more whether it could enhance and increase the performance of the batteries over a fixed period of time.
4 batteries were used (the device uses 2 x AA batteries in a corded remote).
2 x partially discharged batteries – (1 at 1.19 volts) – (1 at 1.21 volts).
2 x brand new batteries – (1 at 1.51 volts) – (1 at 1.53 volts).
Test 1. (Exactly 5 minutes on each stage).
Stage 1 - I inserted the 2 partially discharged batteries and turned the device on to full speed. It was in the palm of my hand and it vibrated at a regular speed but was not very strong.
Stage 2 – I used the same batteries but with the Batteriser this time. The level of vibration increased quite significantly. (I guess due to the voltage boost)
Stage 3 – I inserted the 2 x new batteries on their own and repeated. The level of vibration seemed to be very similar to that of Stage 2.
Stage 4 – I used the same batteries but with the Batteriser this time. The level of vibration increased very significantly. (In fact the bloody thing kept wanting to jump off my hand).
Obviously, this was not a very scientific test and the results are based purely on my own opinions and observations, so I decided to get a second opinion.
I have a female assistant (who shall remain nameless) who is very objective and always provides honest and reliable opinions and feedback.
Test 2. (Timing on each stage varied a bit).
Stages 1 to 4 were duplicated in sequence with and without Batterisers.
She confirmed my previous observations on the levels of vibration in each stage.
In her opinion, Stage 4 is where you would want to use the Batteriser on every occasion. In fact, she definitely wants a set of Batterisers for herself!
For your reference the device was a butterfly shaped, multi speed vibrating sex toy (similar to the one that was purportedly used in the “When Harry Met Sally” movie restaurant scene).
My Conclusions:
This would not be of much interest to your average electrical engineer who is more focused on the in depth technical aspects of how devices work and how to measure and record their statistics.
It begs the question – is duration or performance more important in a battery? It depends on the requirements of the particular device, market and consumer.
For example: What’s the biggest market in the world for portable battery operated devices – the adult products market. Would they be interested in a device that enhances the performances in a range of their items? Quite likely.
Remember, there’s always 2 sides to every story – try not to get obsessed and hung up on a particular aspect that stops you from seeing the big picture.
Does this mean that Batteriser works as claimed? Not necessarily, it will take more actual testing to prove it one way or another.
One thing's for sure, I'm going to keep repeating this experiment to confirm the results are in fact accurate - you know the saying "measure twice - cut once".
Anyway, I’m out of here. This is definitely the last time I comment on here.
(In fact Dave, can you please permanently delete my registration)
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