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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4675 on: March 07, 2016, 11:48:16 pm »

Free R&D, you're welcome Batteriser  ;D
You should charge for this...

I'll take 1000 shares in Batteroo for my contribution ;-)
Which you will never be able to sell..., lose a lot of money, or blamed that your partially responsible. Doesn't seem like a good idea.  :-DD

Oh I'd never pay money for them. A share price of $0.00 seems fair for Batteroo shares.
 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4676 on: March 07, 2016, 11:50:50 pm »


Free R&D, you're welcome Batteriser  ;D
You should charge for this...

I'll take 1000 shares in Batteroo for my contribution ;-)
Which you will never be able to sell..., lose a lot of money, or blamed that your partially responsible. Doesn't seem like a good idea.  :-DD

Oh I'd never pay money for them. A share price of $0.00 seems fair for Batteroo shares.
Maybe you can make 800% more profit! [emoji23]


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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4677 on: March 08, 2016, 12:51:57 am »


Free R&D, you're welcome Batteriser  ;D
You should charge for this...

I'll take 1000 shares in Batteroo for my contribution ;-)
Which you will never be able to sell..., lose a lot of money, or blamed that your partially responsible. Doesn't seem like a good idea.  :-DD

Oh I'd never pay money for them. A share price of $0.00 seems fair for Batteroo shares.
Maybe you can make 800% more profit! [emoji23]

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4678 on: March 08, 2016, 11:14:55 pm »
"You will certainly be receiving your product this time"
Bob promised photos too, didn't happen, they must be real busy.
Good to see he has plenty of time to personally respond to backers though.

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4679 on: March 08, 2016, 11:19:39 pm »
sounds like it is close now. Is it time for me to hold my breath?

Can't wait! Nearly all of my monkeys have dead batteries.
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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4680 on: March 09, 2016, 02:46:57 am »
sounds like it is close now. Is it time for me to hold my breath?

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4681 on: March 09, 2016, 02:57:53 am »
...Can't wait! Nearly all of my monkeys have dead batteries....

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4682 on: March 09, 2016, 09:02:05 am »
Good to see he has plenty of time to personally respond to backers though.

yea, from his phone, while sat on a sun lounger drinking cocktails!  :-DD

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4683 on: March 09, 2016, 01:00:55 pm »
Someone hid a camera on the last Batteroo board meeting, and this is what happened:

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4684 on: March 09, 2016, 07:37:06 pm »
Clearly Bros. Roohparvar need assistance. Could someone who speaks mandarin or what Chinese dialect prevails in Shenzen post the translation "email us pictures of the batteriser in production, please"?

 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4685 on: March 09, 2016, 07:59:10 pm »
Hi,

Please be gentle. In Dr. Bob's universe, where our laws of physics do not apply, the speed of shight [sic] is faster than the speed of light. It takes a long time for the light to reach the camera.

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4686 on: March 09, 2016, 08:08:14 pm »
That explains everything......

His camera was taking photos of the future! Duh!
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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4687 on: March 09, 2016, 08:26:34 pm »
Hi,

Please be gentle. In Dr. Bob's universe, where our laws of physics do not apply, the speed of shight [sic] is faster than the speed of light. It takes a long time for the light to reach the camera.

Regards,

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Once we get done with thermodynamics, we'll take Bros. Roohparvar to school on special relativity where the speed of shight is always less than light.  :-+
 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4688 on: March 10, 2016, 02:07:01 am »
I'm getting an idea...

Dave - make a protective jacket for your recent DMM - with probe storage (well, you know where).

Labelled "The Meteriser", It doesn't need to be accurate - just have an occasional reference to Boob & Probes The Monkey.  Model number perhaps #751

If it randomly changes mode, or squawks rude noises, emits magic smoke...  all the better.      Get it made in China at Butteriser's CM factory - just to rub salt into the wound.
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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4689 on: March 10, 2016, 03:39:20 am »
 
I'm getting an idea...

Dave - make a protective jacket for your recent DMM - with probe storage (well, you know where).

Labelled "The Meteriser", It doesn't need to be accurate - just have an occasional reference to Boob & Probes The Monkey.  Model number perhaps #751

If it randomly changes mode, or squawks rude noises, emits magic smoke...  all the better.      Get it made in China at Butteriser's CM factory - just to rub salt into the wound.

And don't forget up to 800% accuracy.  :-DMM

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4690 on: March 10, 2016, 03:53:18 am »
... or as a genuine Butteriser product, we can confuse the maths...
1/800% accuracy.  Not very.
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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4691 on: March 10, 2016, 07:57:25 am »
So... If an infinite number of monkeys started an infinite amount of startup ventures, would one of them inevitably eventually deliver a working batteriser product?  :-//
 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4692 on: March 10, 2016, 08:08:53 am »
That's actually a pretty good way to differentiate between a technological problem and a fundamental one.

I might just borrow and use that idea if you don't mind...  :-+

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4693 on: March 10, 2016, 08:51:30 am »
Good to see he has plenty of time to personally respond to backers though.

yea, from his phone, while sat on a sun lounger drinking cocktails!  :-DD
I think you mean scared out of his ass that hes still gonna get sued for everything he and his brother owns by Energizer.
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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4694 on: March 10, 2016, 02:20:48 pm »
Batteriser appears to be ignoring refund requests. Wonder how long that comment lasts.

Side note: Would anyone be shocked if Batteriser post an update saying April? (i.e. "expected shipping date = current month + 1 month")

And if you think about, the shipping date on the pre-order page on their website refreshingly honest: the shipping is ALWAYS 30 days away!





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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4695 on: March 10, 2016, 02:41:15 pm »
1st March 2016 - SKTA has a new Advisory Board (Will they do better than the last one?):

Ben Yu – Sierra Ventures
Bruce Graham – Angel Investor
Don Faria – Intel Capital
Gary Hocking – NetApp, Inc.
Gary Smerdon – LSI Corporation
Lip-Bu Tan – Walden International & Cadence Design Systems
Markus Fromherz – Angel Investor and Co-Founder of Sand Hill Angels
Michael Harries – Citrix Accelerator
Peter Bell – Highland Capital Partners
Peter Moran – DCM Ventures
Rory Moore – EvoNexus

SKTA Innopartners announces Etopus Technology Inc. and Pavilion Data Systems, Inc. successfully raised their Series A funding rounds.
(It looks like two of their supported start-ups got extra funding. No news about Batteroo yet)

...and a new batch of resident entrepreneurs:


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SUNNYVALE, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--SKTA Innopartners announces its Entrepreneurs in Residence (EIRs) Program. EIRs are selected from a highly competitive pool of serial entrepreneurs and senior executives that bring a diverse set of technical and business skills with a passion for startups. EIRs work alongside the Innopartners staff coaching and mentoring portfolio companies, sourcing new companies for the accelerator, conducting technical and financial diligence on new investments and expanding the contact network with other investors.


SKTA Innopartners proudly announces its Entrepreneurs in Residence (EIRs) program.
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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4696 on: March 10, 2016, 06:19:59 pm »
1st March 2016 - SKTA has a new Advisory Board (Will they do better than the last one?):

Ben Yu – Sierra Ventures
Bruce Graham – Angel Investor
Don Faria – Intel Capital
Gary Hocking – NetApp, Inc.
Gary Smerdon – LSI Corporation
Lip-Bu Tan – Walden International & Cadence Design Systems
Markus Fromherz – Angel Investor and Co-Founder of Sand Hill Angels
Michael Harries – Citrix Accelerator
Peter Bell – Highland Capital Partners
Peter Moran – DCM Ventures
Rory Moore – EvoNexus

I think SKTA has learned a painful lesson and has added people who will prevent them from making that mistake again.
 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4697 on: March 10, 2016, 06:58:56 pm »
Batteriser appears to be ignoring refund requests. Wonder how long that comment lasts.

ROFL @ "Battery Condom".

Actually that's not such a bad idea, someone could market them for Batteriser users to prevent their leaking batteries from destroying their devices. You could call it the BETTERiser -- A condom for your Batteriser, guaranteed to catch 800% more leaks!
 

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4698 on: March 11, 2016, 03:47:43 pm »
Batteriser appears to be ignoring refund requests. Wonder how long that comment lasts.

ROFL @ "Battery Condom".

Actually that's not such a bad idea, someone could market them for Batteriser users to prevent their leaking batteries from destroying their devices. You could call it the BETTERiser -- A condom for your Batteriser, guaranteed to catch 800% more leaks!

Already exist:

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Re: EEVblog #751 - How To Debunk A Product (The Batteriser)
« Reply #4699 on: March 11, 2016, 06:43:35 pm »
Ohh, is that the cherry flavored model?  :-DD
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