How about a "KID-SEX_CHANGE"
Even the name Kid Exchange is kind of funny. Is that where you bring your kid to trade it in for another?
AS for the ISIS phone it has convenient dry contact terminals to hook it up to a detonator. "Be the Hero Allah wants. Order the ISIS phone now, no contract needed!"
Not a company name, but saw a septic company once and their phone number was 264-SHIT". I loled so hard when I saw that on the pumper truck.