It supposedly weighs 70000000000000000000000 kilos but it just hangs there and doesn't fall down?
LOL
PS: Yes, I know it doesn't weigh anything since it's in free fall. Thank you.
no dinosaurs were playing baseball and something got stuck in orbit
PS: Yes, I know it doesn't weigh anything since it's in free fall. Thank you.
Crap you mean it's going to hit us?
PS: Yes, I know it doesn't weigh anything since it's in free fall. Thank you.
Crap you mean it's going to hit us?
Nah, don't worry about it. Its aim isn't all that stellar. In fact, and somewhat paradoxically, even though it is constantly falling towards the Earth, it is still managing to keep falling
away from the Earth. Moon is weird in that way. Definitely a hologram.
Yea that's why we can't see the other side.
Of course. When they built it, the graphics card weren't beefy enough to render the 3D rotating object in real time, so they settled for a static 8-bit gray scale sprite.
Now it's too late to change it.
I've seen a few bits of tech like that....
Stand on the sea shore at low tide and keep saying out loud "Is the Moon real?" We'll get back to you.
Well, the shores are not real either. Don't you see they can't even decided where the water begins. Obviously their PID controller that monitors the water level is out of whack, oscillating an all.
NO... We all live in a locker at the bus depot
Of course the moon is real, that's where the Nazi bases are.
So looking forward to this. Guaranteed to be some fine laughs.
Well, the shores are not real either. Don't you see they can't even decided where the water begins. Obviously their PID controller that monitors the water level is out of whack, oscillating an all.
This seems to be related with the simulation timestep. Smaller ocean connected areas (eg estuaries, lagoons) are more stable.
[moon]
Of course. When they built it, the graphics card weren't beefy enough to render the 3D rotating object in real time, so they settled for a static 8-bit gray scale sprite.
Now it's too late to change it.
The moon's deprecated, expected to be removed in a future version.
No the moon can’t be real, studies show the tide is turning.
Well, they did send an expedition there once. Turns out it's made out of Wensleydale.
Yea that's why we can't see the other side.
There
was a "Dark side of the Moon", until October 1959 when Luna 3 took the first photos of the farside.
Well, they did send an expedition there once. Turns out it's made out of Wensleydale.
Don't be silly. Wensleydale is a
mature cheese, not a
green cheese.
And rather nice it is too, provided is hasn't been cut, wrapped in plastic, refridgerated and sold in a supermarket.
i bought some rubin cheese recently by accident. right into the trash can it smelled like I opened a bag filled with shit
It supposedly weighs 70000000000000000000000 kilos but it just hangs there and doesn't fall down?
LOL
PS: Yes, I know it doesn't weigh anything since it's in free fall. Thank you.
Well, do the laws of gravity always hold?
When the astronauts discovered the Moon was NOT cheese they packed up their bags and went home.
A little cow told me that.
But, seriously, folks, there are some good arguments for setting up an observatory on the far side of the Moon, that I am sure everybody here can understand.
Hint: Less RFI and less light pollution.
The downside is all the data collected would have to be relayed around the moon to be transmitted back to Earth either from a satellite or from a stationary high gain antenna on the other side.
Other disadvantages:
Moon has seismic activity
Moon dust is devastating for mechanics (although there shouldn't be much of the dust being picked up other then during landing)
During the 14 day long night the temperature drops quite a bit, and during the 14 day long day it gets quite toasty. Thermal management could be an issue.
When the astronauts discovered the Moon was NOT cheese they packed up their bags and went home.
A little cow told me that.
A mouse told me they did the runner because there was no gold, diamonds, oil, coal, uranium, kryptonite
or 'love you long time' alien hookers
Obviously we only see one side of the moon because it's flat.