OK, then in all seriousness, please explain what this thing will be good for? Here's what I see:
The hobbyists have plenty of options. AVR, a range of PICs, and entry-level ARM stuff out the wazoo. There's pretty much nothing you can't build, from blinky to your own tablet.
So what does it have going for it? It's low power (so is ARM), fast (so is ARM), lots of higher-level I/O potential (like many ARMs), and runs x86 code (OK, unique advantage there -- although rarely all that relevant).
Now, the downsides: It's expensive (unlike ARM and AVR and PIC), it isn't quite a PC (unlike any of a half-dozen small-enough form factors), and AFAIK not available as bare ICs to integrate into a final design -- so you're essentially stuck with an overpriced dev board forever.
There's such a narrow niche of products that this is well-suited for, I just don't see what market segment it's supposed to be targeting? What does it do that isn't being done, better and cheaper, by any of the existing players?
It all just seems like Intel felt left out of the embedded market's explosion, wanted to play too, but insists on bringing their flagship IP into the game -- despite the fact that it's not really all that well suited.