Alex,
Ref. the centrifugal birthing machine.......
I haven't laughed so much in ages

The thought of the sprog flying out of the poor women and getting caught in a catch net sort of remings me of the aircraft carrier emergency catch nets for wayward aircraft

Baby would have one heck of a headache and I feel sure the experience would ve very interesting for the woman as well ! To produce enough lateral thrust to 'launch' the sprog would likely result in the women getting G induced blood starvation to the brain at the very least.... you can't really put a G suite on a pregnant woman can you
