moffy and jwet,
thanks for sharing that UIUC lab story, jwet — stuff like that really makes me wish i'd have gone into engineering. i bet the EE that built that could build my entire test rig in 10 minutes.

gemini says that classic demo is called an "Elihu Thomson Electromagnetic Ring Launcher" or a "Thomson Ring Flinger". (i'm getting all the help I can get since high-power electromagnetics definitely isn't in my ballpark)
that 1940s setup using 6 AWG wire and induced eddy currents is spot-on to what we’re aiming for. except we’re pairing those pulsed fields with N52s embedded in the puck to give it even more launch punch per amp.
moffy — i just now got my first full 2D FEA simulation running properly in FEMM! After dialing in the boundary conditions and running it in axisymmetric mode with a 100A pulse through an air-coil, it modeled a direct upward launch force of ***57.7 N (~13 lbs of peak force)*** against my test puck.
after i tweak it a bit, the next step is finding a solid EE to help build a quick, dirty benchtop POC. even though i'd like to jump straight to the end, i'm guessing no solid EE would want to build the big rig without testing the real-world pulse timing, thermal load, and dynamic stability first.
"why did that thing just fly sideways through the wall?"
i really appreciate the help and advice from both of you!