This is the process I am imagining

It sounds like you have a better way, can you elaborate on the pure crimp procedure?
Are you saying they sell foil thats plastic foil plastic foil with an exposed foil edge? Won't the multilayer bonding cause materials stress and weird electrical properties? I thought the plastic should be at the lowest possible tension, bonding multiple layers or making them thicker will increase the stress when bent I thought? I guess you would need to find a resin that has the same temperature coefficient as the plastic too, maybe just put it in a box with compliant mounting instead of resining it, and use braid instead of wires for connection to PCB, if its sensitive enough, I don'[t care to put it in artillery or space
Also maybe you should solder it before crimping, not sure what leads to higher integrity
Does anyone see one of those fancy 'sleek' zip ties doing the business of a crimp in this situation? I mean the ones that kind of seal parallel rather then perpendicular. Especially metal-zip ties.
Zip ties of this style have minimum 'cusp force' as I like to think of it
https://www.ebay.com/itm/PANDUIT-MLT4H-LP316-STAINLESS-STEEL-CABLE-TIES-14-3-LONG-50PK/302829185429?epid=1401500704&hash=item468206a995:g:EowAAOSwzOxUXSxuhttps://www.cabletiesunlimited.com/panduit-14-50lb-pan-alumr-aluminum-cable-ties-50-bag-part-mlt4h-lpal.html?fee=1&fep=1808&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIzda3iM6I3QIVxpyzCh2b5AiYEAQYCiABEgL2bvD_BwEThe regular type will have a kind of right angle form that will lead to uneven stress, but the styles listed should have fairly even tension, especially if you lubricate the interface between the zip tie and the capacitor with some graphite or something, and I think the steel ones are fully analog, not some kind of plastic mechanical DAC with little ribs like the plastic ones, I think the metal zip ties are completely smooth and the thing literary digs into them so you can get any tension you want as the force is induced by microgalling (can you do the insane strenght of steel zip ties in that form factory with only nondeformative friction?), I think. You would need to find real small metal ones though.
Maybe plastic would offer better temperature tracking to the foil though. They also have rubber zip ties that will fully conform to the surface you are tensioning so long its hard enough, but I don't know if their mechanical stability is similar to that of foil. Timing belts are pretty good so maybe? They would offer very even pressure around the circumference.
Other ideas?
Another idea I have is to basically use a helical spring that is wound on the right bobbin and hardened correctly to tension the whole thing up without any kind of deformation, just untension the spring, slide it over your assembly and let it self tighten, should be stiff as fuck and extremely uniform without any kind of crazy metal deformation engineering shit, you could do any dimension spring so long you buy a set of all the different kinds of steel pin machinists use (or machine pin standards kit, similar to gauge block kit) and a few different gauges of spring steel wire, so it would be friendly for rapid prototyping without any kind of special dies or crimp tools. I don't see anything getting the uniform tension a decently made helical spring would provide. I am thinking I would need to be a mechanical engineer to design a proper deforming crimp. Maybe you can use alumium or copper alloys or something too to make springs that are weak, since they only tension a soft plastic/copper interface, so they will be easier to engineer then sspring steel springs
Unless you get a fully exposed metal surface without any plastic your not gonna cold weld anything either I think, because the plastic will just squeeze out unless its stiffened with some kind of hard media, and I would consider this a shady crimp, I am thinking this whole capcitor/metal interface has to be like a leaf spring deal.
Can you have a stable metal-metal-plastic-metal crimp interface?
I thought at best you can do plastic-metal-metal-metal-plastic, where the plastic is only temporarily tensioned and not tensioned for long periods of time (wont it start to creep? or is a permament cold weld made at this point between the inital metal metal interface that is stable even if the force of the last metal bit is decreased because the plastic yielded?)