OK, gotcha. Ran yours and it works fine.
About the negative base spikes: they go down to about -6 - -8V in the simulation, but they look very, very short: do you still think this is a problem? And where would I put those diodes you mentioned?
(I think I'll test this at 5V and see if it works; if it does, that should limit the reverse base voltage to a safe level, yes?)
About the cap polarity: are you sure about that? My breadboard sim works fine the way it is. Seems like the polarity should be positive on the side toward the base, judging by the diode polarity. I wonder how important the polarity really is, since it looks like current actually flows in both directions there. (?)
Hmm; just checked the sim, and it definitely shows current flowing the way you indicated, so I stand (sit) corrected on this point. (However, it shows 0mA current, so again, important?)
BTW, this is fun ...
About the labels: do you mean the one output node, or the component labels? They're the same size in your sim, and they look OK to me. Not sure what you're seeing or how to change them. (After seeing what my .asc looks like at your end: that sucks ...)