OP is lucky to be alive,
not injured,
no ladder fall rash,
no metal and plastic shrapnel lodged in eyes,
no skipping heart beat..
and butt hurt that VERY concerned EXPERIENCED people here had an
"unnecessarily hostile" ?!! go for seriously screwing up ? Please...
How can you be sure the house wiring is not a total DISASTER waiting to happen, if others before you attempted similar cheapskate wiring practices too?
Imagine a child in this scenario,
bored and poking about, the kid gets silently toasted whilst the partners are bonking their brains out in the closed bedroom
or on the computer giggling and sniping on Facebook.
You need to get an experienced electrician in there YESTERDAY to give you the bad news,
and a good price to stress test the entire installation
to find and undo all the accumulated cheapskate wiring fiascos,
end of story.