"The device creates it's own ionosphere in a superconductive environment, so it's super positive and drains anything of energy at a rate of 500kv and up"
yeah, sure, whatever
If you create a black hole in your garden shed, it might even resurrect the dead. Technicall speaking, I'm not sure, what an "energy rate of 500kv and up" means (ignoring the fact that you probably meant kV).
I'd go with an USB-network-server, attached to a network switch with optical transceivers into fiber optics cabling, into network switch, into computer with USB network-server-software. (We use such a network-server for an encryption dongle, securely locked away, but necessary for a VM running on a workplace computer.) The switch and cable should be available for cheap as surplus (make sure you get the right modules and cables).
That cabling will not be influenced by electrical r magnetic fields.
Other than that, this still sounds like BS and SCAM.