I see it didn't post the first time. I have a circuit that'll work. It's just not annotated. None of the resistors or capacitors have values. I thought I attached it to the first post, but I'll try on this one.
I think the microprocessor approach might end up being six of one, half a dozen of the other. Unless I can find someone that can program in a language that's a little more up to date, I'll have to figure that one out too.