I was having a lot of fun reading the (off) topic.
But you are right, very few posts try to answer the main question, and very few people has had both.
I can only say the SDS800X-HD is surprising me for the better. I think I like it more than the DSOX1204G. I can't really compare it with anything else though.
Also, to the OP, I don't find it problematic, cumbersome, slow or fiddly to do basic probing around, at all. Unless you just don't have space in your bench and need to mount it on a VESA arm, i'd try it. The Bode plot is great, too, although it needs an external AWG (additional expense).
Why don't you ask specific questions? Maybe Martin and others can answer.