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Grandchuck · « **Reply #701 on:** May 16, 2026, 12:02:59 pm »

What did the register say to the ALU?

"Are you shifting me?"

Doctorandus_P · « **Reply #702 on:** May 21, 2026, 07:56:47 am »

I was late for my bratty nephew's birthday and couldn't think of anything to get him. In the end I showed up with a balun. He lost his balance

Next year, give him a metronome to put his balun on.

metrologist · « **Reply #703 on:** June 04, 2026, 02:55:04 pm »

I was late for my bratty nephew's birthday and couldn't think of anything to get him. In the end I showed up with a balun. He lost his balance

If he truly is really bratty, consider an RF choke.

BU508A · « **Reply #704 on:** June 15, 2026, 04:37:02 am »

One need a positive voltage (e.g. +2 kV) to repel a cat.
Why?
Because cats are cations.

BU508A · « **Reply #705 on:** June 26, 2026, 09:05:42 am »

BU508A · « **Reply #706 on:** July 02, 2026, 05:08:24 am »

The end of what (pin #2)?!?

metrologist · « **Reply #707 on:** July 07, 2026, 06:20:00 pm »

BU508A · « **Reply #708 on:** July 27, 2026, 03:58:49 am »

BU508A · « **Reply #709 on:** July 27, 2026, 04:03:02 am »

"Photographed Jupiter in Stunning Detail "

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