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Offline SeanB

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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #75 on: January 07, 2014, 08:11:53 am »
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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #76 on: January 07, 2014, 10:37:27 am »
I feel like I'm missing something...
The man is a lame joke?
 

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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #77 on: January 07, 2014, 10:17:43 pm »
I feel like I'm missing something...
The man is a lame joke?
In what way exactly?
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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #78 on: January 08, 2014, 02:22:21 am »
I feel like I'm missing something...
The man is a lame joke?
In what way exactly?

He's a preening little shit on the lam.
Start right now.
 

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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #79 on: January 08, 2014, 02:44:17 am »
A termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?"
 

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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #80 on: January 08, 2014, 03:31:39 am »
I think it's time for bed. I read that as "a ferrite walks into a bar" and was looking for the EE twist.
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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #81 on: January 08, 2014, 03:49:50 am »
I read that as "a ferrite walks into a bar" and was looking for the EE twist.
Good thing that it didn't. You might choke with laughter.



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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #82 on: January 08, 2014, 03:55:38 am »
I read that as "a ferrite walks into a bar" and was looking for the EE twist.
Good thing that it didn't. You might choke with laughter.



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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #83 on: January 08, 2014, 01:10:36 pm »
What is Captain Jack Sparrow's fitness regime of choice?

Pilates of the Caribbean!


& the Grandaddy of them all:-

A horse walks into a bar---

The Bartender says:- Why the long face!
 

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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #84 on: January 08, 2014, 01:13:20 pm »
Hi

Did you know the dissident electron asked the Bus Driver to take him to Q\ (Q bar).

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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #85 on: January 08, 2014, 07:37:34 pm »
What did the wind turbine say about renewable energy?
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"I'm a huge fan!"
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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #86 on: January 08, 2014, 08:09:20 pm »

Keyboard error: Press F1 to continue.
 

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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #87 on: January 08, 2014, 09:04:02 pm »
 

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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #88 on: January 08, 2014, 09:32:34 pm »
This EE themed joke should be right at home in this thread.

 

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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #89 on: January 08, 2014, 09:37:23 pm »
I ran into a buddy of mine the other day,
I should send his family flowers...
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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #90 on: January 09, 2014, 12:41:55 am »
Your mother is so fat, that the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s
 

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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #91 on: January 09, 2014, 03:33:58 am »
How does a Hydrogen atom commit suicide? Jumps off the hydrogen bridge.
Why did the electron leave the valence band and move to the conduction band? He had a fight with the vocalist of the valence band.
Why does a cell go to the psychoanalyst? Because it has Golgi complex.
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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #92 on: January 09, 2014, 04:47:12 am »
So, this blonde goes to the doctor because she feels ill every morning.  The doctor runs some test, comes back into the room and tells the blonde that she is pregnant.  She asks the doctor, 'Is it mine?'
 

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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #93 on: January 09, 2014, 05:57:34 am »
Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre so the bartender gives it to her.

(say the last few words sleeeazy)
 

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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #94 on: January 09, 2014, 05:59:35 am »
Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre so the bartender gives it to her.

*gives her one.
 

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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #95 on: January 09, 2014, 06:35:10 am »
This EE themed joke should be right at home in this thread.

I'm not really following that? is it the 500pA leakage, the 3uS recovery time in a switching diode or the small form factor?
 

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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #96 on: January 09, 2014, 07:04:11 am »
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #97 on: January 09, 2014, 05:24:35 pm »
This EE themed joke should be right at home in this thread.

I'm not really following that? is it the 500pA leakage, the 3uS recovery time in a switching diode or the small form factor?

Or maybe quite high Vf? Meeh :-//
 

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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #98 on: January 10, 2014, 07:39:53 pm »
Another one for you as well, fresh from Twitter.....

http://t.co/mHZxWkjRKX

Not a Rick roll.
 

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Re: Lame joke time.
« Reply #99 on: January 10, 2014, 08:16:00 pm »
Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre so the bartender gives it to her.

*gives her one.

Both work.  As does "slips it to her", "delivers her one", etc etc.  Kinda makes you wonder about humans and language.
 


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